Oh hey there, gentle readers...I always love that line it reminds me of that scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer where Andrew is in fantasy mode, dressed like Hugh Hefner, and says "Hello, gentle viewers," or some such nonsense. That shit cracks me up every time. Now that I've got my love for all things Buffy out of the way and declared to the interwebs that I'm a total geek, what have I been up to for the last several years? Neglecting my blog evidently.

I'll admit it's been a challenging few years, so let's just call this post the "oh em gee" I'm blogging gain post and for now I'll leave you hanging because I'm typing on my iPhone, I've got 8% battery power, and my foot is stuck in a boot. To be continued...